Christmas tree is up.

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Home for Thanksgiving and my wife has been entertaining herself by using clay to add “accessories” to all the house decorations at my parents house.

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My husband, everyone.

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I think my dad has a drug problem.

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Rules at the local taco joint.

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“We all code down here.”

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Nude swimming only sign at a frozen pond.

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Made my best friend the perfect wedding gift! It’s made of cardboard and the real gift is inside.

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Experience Cornelius

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Ever had a license plate make you feel uneasy?

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I designed the Family Feud Fender to quickly remove yourself from family holiday drama.

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Hidden talent.

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You’re welcome..

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We aren’t allowed trees at work.

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That’s gotta hurt..

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Fine, I’ll just drink cigarettes.

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