Taking high school football playoff trash talk to a whole new level.

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I’ve been in the hospital for the last week, as I’ve been diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. This was on the card that came with the flowers my sisters’ sent me.

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It’s underwear season in my hometown again.

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I’m willing to take a shot.

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Seen in Manchester yesterday.

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Paused Iron Man 2 at the right time.

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They deserve our respect

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They have learned rather quickly that I provide breakfast on a regular schedule. I was 5 mins late and got told off for it.

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My 9 year old son put this on our front door for the world to see. He thought it was for nut allergy awareness. Don’t have the heart to tell him.

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Someone’s having a bad day…

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International painters and decorators..

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“Why is Santa peeing on the pancakes?” – My 4 year old.

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We’re Hiring..

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The initials spell ASS!

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Pawception

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Baby Shield: Good Clean Fun!

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I thought nobody would notice I lost my paddle, if I just pretended it was still there.

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The “Pool Room” at the hotel I stayed at.

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Fitting for the throne.

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Perfect timing

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