Howd he get his dick power to 71?? mines still at like 20.
Sign in my lawyer’s office.
My six year old daughter loves Frozen. My twelve year old son likes jokes.
First world problems in Dubai.
Yes, the planet got destroyed. But…
When I was 12, I was attacked by a howler monkey in Costa Rica. My dad runs a tour and travel company down there, and I found this postcard on his rack…
The picture says it all.
Like I Give A F*ck.
This sign in my town keeps getting stolen.
I bet there are a ton of explosions here.
Brain says handbag, heart says panties.
Told a girl at the bar I had a 36 foot yacht. She seemed interested in me until I showed it to her.
My daughter’s Christmas list.
No wonder this flight is delayed.
It’s moments like these that make me enjoy my job.
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