I’ve been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word…

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My apartment’s management refuses to fix our communal laundry machines so someone stepped up.

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Friend works as security at a club in NYC and received this as ID check.

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It looked straight on the hill it grew on.

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Please don’t feed me bro.

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This sign I saw outside of a fire station.

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I’m still scratching my head over why my watch felt the need to give me this award.

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My wife is finally pregnant and doesn’t want to drink these anymore. What do you suppose will happen to me if I drink them instead?

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I saw this today at my daughters’ elementary school. Maybe someone from the 1rd grade made the sign?

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Single no longer.

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Aren’t we all?

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My dad trying to find a file.

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I think this is supposed to be an owl but it looks more like a weird furby or gizmo with really long legs.

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Viking bathroom.

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Am I suppose to die safely or unsafely?

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Chick bites wiener.

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