Never trust a fart.

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No lifeguard on duty.

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Just what I was craving this morning.

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Seems legit…

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Are you sure about that?

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The one time I wore my Halloween costume to work.

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Left my wife unattended at Target and she sent me this.

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You are now entering the…

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Extra pepperoni please!

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Got this in the mail and it broke my brain for a solid minute.

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I will have a jar of Vegemite, loaf of bread, 3kg of gelignite, and a pack of winnie blues thanks.

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The watermelon my parents grew. Quarter for scale.

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Advice I can get behind.

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