Somewhere, a shoeshine boy realizes he can expand his business…

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That would be a sh*tshow.

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My wife placed her new makeup mirror on a shelf above the toilet.

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God help us all when this man unleashes five years of pent up wriggling and writhing on us.

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Entire Staff of a Gamestop locked the doors and went home, leaving this note.

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I fell through the ceiling.

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Sitting on a toilet and they are selling shocks and brakes.

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MAC Doland’s – Tajikistan

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Weird Al Jourgensen

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Video games hit different back in the day, mainly in your neck.

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Jesus Loves You

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This vaguely threatening fortune cookie I received.

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Guess I’m in the wrong line of work.

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My dad bought these shoes and immediately cut a hole in the big toe to make them fit.

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