Wife: Your so-called 2-in-1 universal cable doesn’t work. My phone wasn’t charged last night.

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Mom sent me a card just because! But how do I tell her to stop drawing rainbows like this.

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Cerberus!

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‘Tisn’t the season

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My Home Alone inspired Christmas decoration.

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This sign at an antique store.

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This is not a party

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My name is Caleb…

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Sorry, but there can only be one truth.

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My sister’s school had $4000 that they could basically spend on what ever. They choose this piece of “educational art”.

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Every sign has a story…

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Bought some 10mm sockets since I lost all the ones I had and they had funny packaging.

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Even the street signs have had enough.

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My boss told me I wasn’t ready to make sushi yet so I made a hot dog.

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Flipped over tub

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This “Elon Musk” bust at my school.

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