Believe it or not this is the face of pure joy, as my girlfriend made friends with a lemur.

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Zero to pregnant in 2.1 seconds.

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Visit Cornwall.

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The council has spoken.

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“What’s wrong?” – “Nothing”.

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Seen at Austin City Limits festival. RIP Samson.

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I asked my colleague to order pizza to our shop..

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Here’s your change.

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Best friend or bacon? A tough choice.

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This gave me a sensible chuckle.

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Reconnect me.

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My diet starts today.

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I ain’t afraid of no… Slimer costume.

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Seen in Egypt.

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Apple Car is finally here.

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And God said unto man: Pet the darn Dog.

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Ancient Aliens

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It’s child’s play for him.

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I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

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Sometimes pride just gets in the way.

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