My child picked out a desk lamp on Amazon without further research.

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New policy at the local hardware store.

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Note left in our complex.

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This hotel in Amsterdam knows its audience.

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Running a bath for the kids and this happened…

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Dad saw the 10 foot Halloween skeletons you can buy from the store and said “Heh, I could do better”.

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Who ya gonna call?

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Japan is a safe place to get drunk.

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Jesus was here.

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One vegan handjob please.

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