My wife told me to put plastic down before I painted. I assured her I didn’t need it and would be extra careful.

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My three favorite things.

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Just finished decorating our annual scary pumpkin.

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This boat.

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Fun Fact: When a Hobby Lobby purchase rings up $6.66 it receives the Mark of the Beast!

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Found this in the bathroom at my doctor’s office.

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I live with maniacs.

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He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

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Apple did it again.

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Nailed this year’s Halloween costume.

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