Today on my flight it was a passengers birthday, so a flight attendant made him a crown out of peanut bags and those little swords that they put in cocktail drinks.
I will never complain about my job again.
“This is my son, officer.”
And that’s how condoms work.
My beer can has some good advice.
When you don’t have a suit but need one.
Roommate snapped this pic of a guy taking notes in class.
First paycheck from Youtube, goodbye poverty.
Unfortunate town for cops to work in.
Edgar Allan Ho.
Found this on my way to work this morning.
My dog is really bonding with my house guest.
Slow news day.
Sign at my local gas station.
You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere.
Get in mah belly!
Oh My God.
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