My best friends grandma made these before she passed away to give out at her funeral. What an icon.

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The year was 1994 and my sis and I wanted to show off our beanie babies in the worst way.

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Peas and carrots my ass.

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Someone put up this flier in my old home town.

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For the deeply Midwestern.

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Please tell me when my pork loin expires?

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My bathroom art.

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My wife’s attempt at a Christmas wreath – I named it our festive door vag.

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Silly garden Halloween decorations.

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This poorly rendered shadow of a plant in my home.

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Smashed my thumb with a screwdriver bit a month or so ago, now the bruise looks like a duck.

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I’m in Japan we have “Action Flavored” coke at the moment.

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My wife had me hang this up in our bathroom and didn’t get why I was laughing the whole time.

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Illegally Blonde

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