The scariest ghost of them all.

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How my 6 year old daughter locked her diary..

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Last time I take my car to Taco Bell!

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Thumb up potato.

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This is why I don’t weigh myself..

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Someone wanted this on their body?

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Found a funny ‘Business Card’ my mom made when she was single.

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Everything reminds me of her.

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The Golden Ghouls

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This guy was born to cosplay as Harry Potter.

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Floating in the water while watching Jaws.

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Our Halloween photo this year.

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A house ready to swallow you whole.

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The receptionist at my vet. Just a little grumpy.

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The cactus I bought grew into a forbidden vibrator.

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Please turn vehicle over before slicing.

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