Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.

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My mom gave me and my wife these wine glasses with our initials engraved.

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A great way to get some work done.

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This is what we get up to in specialty medicine during vet tech appreciation week. I DON’T want my nails trimmed.

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The spray paint aisle at the Ollie’s store.

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Stripper Shortage!

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Dat Agriculture.

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My mom just sent me a picture of my 17 yr old sisters new bumper sticker.

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How my cat sleeps under the coffee table.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Mullvain.

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Nothing quite like going to a job site and seeing this.

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Dad forgot to disconnect his phone from the car’s Bluetooth.

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Timeline in the BMW museum in Munich.

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Bath toy should not be used in water (From Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios).

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This guy drives the speed limit.

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Misfortune Cookie.

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Stupid sexy Flanders

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Not quite a centaur but not quite a human.

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A goat with a goat on it.

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