Actual sign in my high school. Can’t make this stuff up.

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Beware of the kraken!

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Saw a semi, carrying a semi, carrying a semi, carrying a dump truck, carrying a truck, carrying a lawn mower!

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The name of this restaurant in my town.

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King Dong

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Dr. Doo Doo brought the work truck camping.

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Was looking for my 8mm socket for half an hour.

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How can you fit so many in such a small box?

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You think someone will try to ban this one?

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My vehicle is always looking out for me.

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Just the Tip!

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