Been travelling alone for work for a month now. Not sure if I’m peak living or hit rock bottom..

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Liquor whaaat?!

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Find what doesn’t belong in my garage.

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I heard my neighbor wiping his feet on my doormat, we had an extra one so I put it in front of his door as a statement of assertive communication, I heard his door open, and then close and he’s in his house asking everyone where it came from.

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My wife’s chocolate dipped strawberry looks like a chocolate hippo eating a really giant strawberry.

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My brother got tired of his kids losing the TV remote so he zip-tied a metal pole to it.

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Got my husband a new coffee maker for his birthday.

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Decisions decisions.

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I laughed at this much harder than I should have.

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I don’t think I’m mature enough to be allowed to buy my own vegetables.

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This chiropractor sign.

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What’s my age again?

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My competition uniform for band makes me look like shark boy.

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I wanted to be MLK.

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That would do it.

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My friend’s cat, who hates people, waiting for us to leave.

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Finally, a place for me to swim!

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Panties..

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