Found my new tagline.

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Watch your step!

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There’s no better way to go out..

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This made my morning commute a little more tolerable.

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Indeed, Soviet wall sign.

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You gotta be the hero.

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That’s some scary shit right there.

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The Five Second Rule

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We all bark down here.

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The Boston Tickle Party.

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My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume.

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The left door is right.

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Don’t you hate it when people bump into you in a parking lot?

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Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

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Kid is swole!

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Saw this on someone’s front lawn.

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I made a bumper sticker.

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The 2017 Miss Clogged Drain pageant, sponsored by the International Plumbing Association.

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Wanted to make the goofiest looking pumpkin I could. I think I did alright.

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