This sign in a Chinese bathroom stall.

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My sister sent my 11 year old nephew to school today with what she thought was a Fresca packed in his lunch…

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Does your dog bite? No, it judges.

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In Emergency..

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Quit ringing my doorbell..

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Saw this afk Tesla on my way to work this morning.

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Man I can’t wait to get home and have a regular old beer.

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The World Time Wall in my office lunch room.

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The name of this Bar in Rome.

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*Turns on cruise control*

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Over/under has been replaced by “Divorce Mode”.

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Will do… wait what?

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JurASSic park.

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I was told that adding the Brazzers logo to this pic with my friends would improve it.

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