Got a vasectomy today… and yes, the doctor’s name is pronounced “Whack his pack”.

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Wait, what?

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U can’t touch this.

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This egg carton.

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Banana

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All stocked up and ready for the trick or treaters!

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Please Stop!

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Just walked into this bathroom at a bar, this is the support I need.

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My dad made a new friend today.

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A handsome portrait.

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Found this on the ground at school, so I taped it to the wall.

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Problem solved!

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My library sign.

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A friend saw this on a bus in Sydney.

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Geriatric Batman and Robin.

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Netflix pants assignment

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Give us your fooood!

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