They tracked my husband down at the Renaissance Fair. Impressive.

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I’m the only one in the building today. Someone pranked me and scared me to death.

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Someone at a festival offered me a little bag of coke.

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Jabba the Hut and his pet.

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My wife knitted a hat for our bull terrier, but I think it works better on the whippet.

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Cashier at my local Kroger.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

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I know what you ate last summer.

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Theres no time to explain. Get in the pea.

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Rainbow

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I found this while shopping for a camping trip in China.

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The pumpkin my 5-year-old art directed.

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Ex cheated. Called off wedding. Day of “wedding” I was sad. My family surprised me with an Anti-Wedding party.

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