A clerk at this liquor store says it wasn’t intentional.

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I make my own costumes every year.

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Someone stole my neighbors’ skeleton.

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Good morning

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Seems like an unnecessary detail.

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Sister spotted this in her apartment complex today.

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My pumpkin came in last at the work competition.

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Luke, you’re not the father…

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Buff Vs. Weak

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You motor boatin’ son of a bitch.

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Hand job available

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Douchebag Ken

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