She won the Halloween contest.

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My girlfriend and me as Hermione and Hismione.

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The local Humane Society posted this picture of a big boy up for adoption.

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When I learned the bar I was in didn’t serve straws, I yelled “bigots!” and stormed out, angrily forcing myself through a doorway.

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What I’m going to be for Halloween.

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I found the baby punching room.

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Why crawl when you can do parkour?

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This is what overcompensation looks like.

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This question and response on Amazon.

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My mom dressed up as my dad for Halloween. I think she nailed it.

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This Russian Hieromonk looks like a Christian version of Post Malone.

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Putting the “trick” back into Halloween at my office.

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My wife and I as Cousin It and Wednesday from The Addams Family.

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A different perspective.

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My brother as Edgar Allen Po.

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My girlfriend (4’3″) is too short for the Walmart self scan cameras and I’m (6’5″), too tall for them.

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And the message was be excellent to each other!

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My Halloween costume this year.

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There goes my plans for the day.

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There’s never any excuse for violence — I mean, there is ALMOST never any excuse for violence.

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