I put up some rat decorations for Halloween and when I came home last night, this is what I was greeted with.

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Marge Simpson.

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This is a 63 year old woman dressed as Post Malone.

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My instructor is playing training videos of himself from the 80’s, wearing the exact same outfit.

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Another CVS getting its daily receipt roll delivered.

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Speed is relative, Sir.

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The secret texts have been found.

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My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call “Sneaky dinosaur”.

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I see this Tesla all around the Denver area.

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I can’t tell if this old lady dressed up as Run DMC for Halloween or if that’s her usual attire.

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My sister made a sweater for Spaghetti.. I think he likes it.

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My cat would like you to know that she will NOT be participating in tonight’s festivities.

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An anchor in the storm.

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Dang, it’s right.

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My sister takes Halloween very seriously.

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Halloween on the ISS

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And the cutest costume goes to..

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Further evidence.

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This dog is confused about where I’m hiding my left leg. (Spoiler: I don’t have one).

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