Neighbor stole my parking spot yesterday. Woke up to this. The Bird Gods have my back.
Chili sauce names in Australia.
The real Ron Swanson.
Judging the neighbors.
This parental gate on my app.
You better be scared.
You can’t say I am wrong.
Training didn’t go as planned.
Caitlyn Jenner confuses Norm Macdonald.
Words to live by.
No background check needed.
The event of the year!
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Just enjoying the vacation.
My girlfriend got an X-ray today and forgot to tell the doctor she had her nipples pierced.
My sister’s dog sleeps like this.
A few years ago, a brewery in the north of England called Thwaites made a lot of people redundant as they downsized. One disgruntled worker changed the sign to this and it could be seen for miles!
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