Went to the doctor’s office and asked for the men’s washroom key..

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My kid drew me eating “Chicken Wings”.

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Daughter picked out masks and weapons to scare Mom when she gets home from work. I love my 6 year old.

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Food court with low self esteem.

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My friend made a googly eye jacket.

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Can’t decide if this is a “No Smoking” or “No Hipsters” sign in my hotel.

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Taco Sauce Only.

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Strict apartment rules (Staying with a friend while on a medical rotation).

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Ordered Dominos with BBQ base not metal.

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Tip jar at a local Restaurant.

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So you ID everyone.

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Church I go to has a hidden window with an avocado in the back.

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Dyson enters aviation.

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1-Weak Reality

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My wife and I both tried to draw a map of the US from memory.

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