Thank you Sainsbury’s for doing your part to help the cost of living crisis.

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Toilet poetry found in a portable toilet on a job site I delivered to.

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My Brazilian friend, newly enamored with beans on toast, has made it his mission to test and rank all UK beans.

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Local brewery nails October marketing.

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Off to never never land.

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Sorry for the sad post.

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Seeing my dog everywhere..

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No baby on board

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Food food mart mart food mart.

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My friend wanted ghosts painted on her nails for Halloween. Unfortunately they look like sperm.

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IT classes, the guy in front of me is taking notes in Paint.exe

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I can usually tell which neighbors have cats from their windows.

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I’m embarrassed to say how many times I checked on my eggs before noticing the wrong burner was on.

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Sticker in a porta-potty on my job site.

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Just watched a pizza get delivered to the kitchen door of a McDonald’s. It seems that they are not, in fact, “lovin’ it”.

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If you can smell my buns..

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Visited Mt. Etna. The view from the top was great!

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The penalty for golf ball theft is severe at my local course.

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A new Mexican restaurant opened in the neighbourhood..

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My friend got mooned while traveling across the US via train.

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