My new birth control comes in a plain white container and I had to decorate it.
My girlfriend wanted to get a boob job. I told her I had a cheaper solution.
He really wants his bbq.
Just found this. First accurate fortune I’ve ever gotten.
This was the gift from my son, last Father’s Day.
All hail the Death Baby!
These Russian ‘OMOH’ special police uniforms in a mirror.
My new yard sign.
Neighbors built a new fence and nailed the dog accessibility requirements.
We just harvested corn from our garden.. It has ONE kernel. It’s a unicorn!
My wife’s ultrasound twins reminded me of something..
Animals of the world.
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