My new birth control comes in a plain white container and I had to decorate it.

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My girlfriend wanted to get a boob job. I told her I had a cheaper solution.

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He really wants his bbq.

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Just found this. First accurate fortune I’ve ever gotten.

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This was the gift from my son, last Father’s Day.

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All hail the Death Baby!

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These Russian ‘OMOH’ special police uniforms in a mirror.

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My new yard sign.

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Neighbors built a new fence and nailed the dog accessibility requirements.

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We just harvested corn from our garden.. It has ONE kernel. It’s a unicorn!

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My wife’s ultrasound twins reminded me of something..

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Animals of the world.

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