Based on a true story.

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Lesson 1: Don’t write a book about it!

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When you want Starbucks but can’t find a hawksitter.

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Went from hanging on the block to being the block.

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Worth searching for.

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How fast was this sucker going!?

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My dad in retirement.

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Where did he come from? Where did he go?

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It seems the National Park Service has lowered their plaque-making budget..

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My dad and brother recreated this photo 26 years later.

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I thought for a second there was a severed finger in my fruit bowl. Turns out it was just some ginger.

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The Swedish Ferrari.

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Well, this sounds familiar..

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The beauty industry.

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This birb.

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Speed Limit Enforcement.

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Attempted escape.

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I played this game with my 5 and 8 year old last night. This afternoon I got a call from a concerned kindergarten teacher. Apparently my 5 year old told her that his daddy had taught him a game about grabbing boobies last night. The bigger the booby the more points you get! That was a fun chat.

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