Well, this is a pretty effective way to get back at someone.
Groundskeepers accidentally spread weed killer instead of fertilizer on HS football field.
The Desk is Hot Lava.
F*ck flowers. I am a man!
Niece decided that her cats should sleep in bunk beds.
Local Muslim Outside Ahmed Mohamed’s House.
Still gets me everytime.
Sex after 40.
My friends daughter drew him a “giraffe” in school today… What do you guys think?
If it tits I sips.
So this came with my daughter craft set…
Wisdom teeth: the biggest f*ck your mouth will ever feel.
Wild pun appeared.
Other items bravely confiscated by Texas police.
After 1000 years we’ve come so far…
The biggest bitch in the whole wide world was in front of me in traffic this morning.
My grandpa gets an A for effort.
Just bought this new clock at Ikea… Pretty sick.
Even my dishwasher is putting me down today.
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