Well, this is a pretty effective way to get back at someone.

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Groundskeepers accidentally spread weed killer instead of fertilizer on HS football field.

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The Desk is Hot Lava.

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F*ck flowers. I am a man!

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Niece decided that her cats should sleep in bunk beds.

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Still gets me everytime.

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Sex after 40.

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My friends daughter drew him a “giraffe” in school today… What do you guys think?

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If it tits I sips.

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So this came with my daughter craft set…

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Wisdom teeth: the biggest f*ck your mouth will ever feel.

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Oh no…

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Wild pun appeared.

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Other items bravely confiscated by Texas police.

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After 1000 years we’ve come so far…

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The biggest bitch in the whole wide world was in front of me in traffic this morning.

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My grandpa gets an A for effort.

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Just bought this new clock at Ikea… Pretty sick.

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Even my dishwasher is putting me down today.

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