The 1/3 Reich.
The dog was having puppies.
Even in a disaster no one wants the vegan food.
Needed to use the bathroom before my vasectomy…this was the key.
My partner says I’m immature but I dunnooo…
This must be what heaven feels like.
An apple a day.
Anheuser-Busch is now labeling Bud Light appropriately.
Local police park unmanned cars in attempt to slow drivers down. Someone has taken advantage of the situation…
Not all heroes wear capes…
Seen at my local Walmart.
There’s no gas shortage here.
No touch hand dryer..
Never leave home without it.
Escalate the lack of escalation.
Found the real cause.
Be careful what you wish for.
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