The 1/3 Reich.

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The dog was having puppies.

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Even in a disaster no one wants the vegan food.

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Needed to use the bathroom before my vasectomy…this was the key.

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My partner says I’m immature but I dunnooo…

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This must be what heaven feels like.

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An apple a day.

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Anheuser-Busch is now labeling Bud Light appropriately.

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Local police park unmanned cars in attempt to slow drivers down. Someone has taken advantage of the situation…

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Karate Lawyer.

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Not all heroes wear capes…

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Seen at my local Walmart.

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There’s no gas shortage here.

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No touch hand dryer..

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Never leave home without it.

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Escalate the lack of escalation.

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Found the real cause.

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Be careful what you wish for.

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