Dad started installing a new toilet, walked away for a few minutes and came back to this..

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Redneck Ambulance.

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Actual questions on my son’s Taco Bell job application.

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The dude on the North Carolina university Asheville website is holding a toothbrush instead of a pen.

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Today was “Meme Day” at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate this science teacher even more now.

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I can finally see what the clothes are going to look like on me.

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Found today at my local golf course. Tall order, but dammit if we won’t try.

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People have issues with Bert and Ernie, but never say anything about Gonzo’s relationship.

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There are no mistakes..

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When I thought my local paper couldn’t get any worse.

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No removal for you.

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Waking up after a blackout.

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My son’s school artwork project..

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My husband cuts pizza so he doesn’t slice through a pepperoni.

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$1000 Pringles. Not even the tall can!

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Found this in downtown Seattle.

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CVS receipt in art form.

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Bring a toddler to a wedding they said, it will be cute they said..

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