Asked for a refund on college loan payments – I received 63 separate checks.

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This is a tie down on a truck I was working on today. Amazing resemblance.

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My fiancé said she found a free barn door and it’s the size of our frame and I don’t need to measure, just hang it.

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My cousin’s shoes matched this house in Berkeley, CA.

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The don’t-walk lights in New Zealand are doing the Haka.

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American Bawled Oogle

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Marinara for everyone!

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My wife got Hobbs a throne to plot our deaths on.

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This rear windshield wiper.

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Was expecting a romantic or sweet, sentimental card from my boyfriend. Well played babe.

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My butter won this time.

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The raccoon living in our tree turned out to be pregnant..

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I have a scar smiley on my leg.

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Thanks for the tip.

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My picture day makeup wasn’t accepted.

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