Hurricane Florence took away our steps, but brought us a hot tub!

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They got their food 10 minutes ago..

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Rebels

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When visiting my girlfriend’s house for the first time over 12 years ago, I noticed not only did we have the same fan, but we had both drawn faces on them. We’ve now been married for 8 years and Bill and Andrew are still with us.

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Which one of you beautiful bastards did this?

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Someone didn’t remember to band-aid up those nipples.

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After a night of hard partying.

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Hey, you’re back!

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R.L. Stine Presents

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Please remember to date the food cans!

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Most relatable night club photo. We’ve all been there.

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Dog spotted at Oktoberfest looking half baked.

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May contain Urine?

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My most recent cross stitch project.

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We went to Home Depot today, I asked my wife if she wanted to duck down this isle for a Quickie. She rolled her eyes and kept walking.

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Donuts.

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Ride-on lawnmower.

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I think you’re doing it wrong.

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“Come on in!”

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My friend got teabagged by a monkey today.

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