My friend’s dad is in Boston sightseeing today…

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Don’t worry Carrie…

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My kid drew eyebrows and a mustache on our chihuahua.

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Every. Damn. Week.

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Brutally honest.

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Went to this restaurant today. I appreciated their honesty..

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Be as happy as this kid hugging a fish.

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The ‘ol razzle dazzle!

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Leaked photo of the rarest planet sequencing event.

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Phucking great name.

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My girlfriend’s dad uses his Emmy as a doorstop.

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When bankruptcy strikes…

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This guy knows how to Nerf.

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That’s why I go to work.

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GTA, Thomas Fitzpatrick Edition.

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