I wanna be trash, where do I sign up?!

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It looks like a cartoon mouse jumped through my wall.

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My husband and I went with a different card approach on our anniversary..

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Was shopping at the local Menards a month ago and waited for the floor sweeper to go past. Driver caught me by surprise.

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When the drugs kick in earlier that you expected.

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About time this cart got the recognition it deserves.

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The hotel painting was missing something, I fixed it.

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Local coffee shop in London.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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My nine-year-old son (home alone with his teenage sister) ordered a pizza without asking. Typed this in the instruction field.

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Found 50 Cent at the beach today.

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Breathalyzer Halloween Costume

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