And this is why you check the size of the rice cooker before hitting the Amazon buy button (banana for scale).

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I flew my bestie in for her birthday and talked my husband into holding up this sign.

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Doctor I know has taxidermy stripper mice.

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Our dog kinda looks like Harry.

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Beware

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Feeling bad for our Amazon driver, who apparently accidentally delivered their sandwich to us.

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PBR is selling long cases of 99 beers for $69

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My cat Miso likes the dishwasher and wants you to know.

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Shots fired.

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Now is the time… TO PANIC!

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In the drive-thru at Taco Bell.

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Damnit Elmo, don’t teach kids the wrong way to hang toilet paper.

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I’m having second thoughts about the smoothie I just ordered.

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Found at a local music store.

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This is what happens when people ignore signs.

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Paddle faster!

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It was a bit nipply in my back yard yesterday evening.

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Found out who’s been eating the stray’s food..

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Florida man is ready for Ian.

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