I asked my fiancé to paint me for my birthday and this is what I got in return.

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Someone’s fence in our city. Hail the green one!

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For a moment I thought a surprise dildo appeared on my floor. Turns out it’s a sock.

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This sign at my local family dollar explaining why they’re closed.

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Challenge accepted

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The internet has forever ruined me.

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In a Mexican restaurant, I see this art hanging, I know it is a guy cutting the agave with a coa to make tequila, but all I see is “My spoon is too big!”.

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’tis the season.

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Today is going to be a good day.

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This restaurant.

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My local Super 8 is being rebuilt. I didn’t know why until I saw the sign.

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The way my mom watches TV with things obscuring the screen.

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Chris P. Poultry

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