Sadly, I was told I was waaaay underqualified.

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Ladies bathroom in a rural town.

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No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to fry!

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The headless Halloween costume is freaky good.

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You can’t tell me what to do, wait…

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The name of this detergent.

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2 in 1

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Fork in the road.

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This girl sure knows how to make an impression.

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What’s the secret to building wealth?

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Bought this last night at Dollar General. Didn’t notice what was wrong with it until this morning.

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Mr. E.T.

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Our dogs don’t know which bed is supposed to be theirs.

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Don’t Worry Be Happy.

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