My mom bought a set of green legs from a garage sale.

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Had enough of 2020, I’m going back to 1998.

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Well, I don’t think I’m getting this job.

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My mom accidentally printed her divorce papers on stickers.

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Sons of Alzheimers

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You wanna buy some brid?

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Cheeze

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2020 Boulevard

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Pet Spaw

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Hmm, think I’ve got this one.

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I feel ya buddy.

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Oh, I thought it was a nasal swab.

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Tonight’s Special

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Waiting for his luggage.

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Got this in a fortune cookie today. Considering how 2020 has gone so far, I assume it means I’m heading to prison.

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Posted on my local community watch page.

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Almost bought my own tombstone.

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She said “NO!”.

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This is a pic of my parents agile dog posted by our neighbors. My parents spent thousands on that fence to keep her in..

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