My mom bought a set of green legs from a garage sale.
Had enough of 2020, I’m going back to 1998.
Well, I don’t think I’m getting this job.
My mom accidentally printed her divorce papers on stickers.
Sons of Alzheimers
You wanna buy some brid?
Hmm, think I’ve got this one.
I feel ya buddy.
Oh, I thought it was a nasal swab.
Waiting for his luggage.
Got this in a fortune cookie today. Considering how 2020 has gone so far, I assume it means I’m heading to prison.
Posted on my local community watch page.
Almost bought my own tombstone.
She said “NO!”.
This is a pic of my parents agile dog posted by our neighbors. My parents spent thousands on that fence to keep her in..
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