Didn’t know I’d be exposed at a black light party.. My two front teeth are fake.

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The local restaurant monkey and my wife meet.

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I could only laugh.

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The button you need to push to escape from the frunk in a Ford Lightning.

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Inglorious Baguettes.

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That’s some pricey cock.

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Just Vegas doing Vegas things.

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At our supermarket there’s a large watermelon in a cage. The sign says “Godzilla’s Egg”.

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A building contractor in Botswana.

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The perfect pairing.

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This landscaping company.

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Water Park

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