Leave the plant alone.

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The accounting department said we had to cut back so..

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My mom didn’t raise no 2 trip baby.

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Biker patch.

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May the warmth be with you.

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This job ad.

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Two suspicious characters were parked at Gelson’s yesterday. Possibly a getaway car waiting for their accomplice to flea the scene.

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Went for a hike with some buddies, next time I’m taking my wife instead.

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My brother gives me a modified kids card for my birthday every year.

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Vegan or Virgin?

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Last year for Christmas my daughter got my son a picture of herself. This year she got him a picture of herself holding the picture she got him last year.

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Mom’s scripture.

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My potatoes turned into a monster.

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Milf plaza.

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This sticker on my Subway’s card reader.

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