Only 1 customer in the shop at anytime!
An honest giveaway.
Sign at the local bank.
Thought my neighbors were laughing at me in the parking lot.
In Canada we measure our social distance a little bit differently.
German guy is done with 2020.
I thought she was wearing a black dress and had her hands on her hips.
Measure twice and cut once.. but..
Sister had a tooth thing going on and COVID has prevented her from getting it fixed. I got a mask made for her. Ya know, to make her feel less conscience about it. It’s what brothers do, right?
I’m not taking anything less than $12.02
Did my fortune cookie just threaten me?
Even as a baby I cracked myself up.
Heard someone talking loudly outside my window. Looked out, this is what I saw.
My new vacuum cleaner looks like teutonic armor for cats.
Max is a very friendly cat, but this about sums up his true, innermost desires.
This car dealership’s sign.
Lucky I checked..
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