Only 1 customer in the shop at anytime!

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An honest giveaway.

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Sign at the local bank.

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Thought my neighbors were laughing at me in the parking lot.

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In Canada we measure our social distance a little bit differently.

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German guy is done with 2020.

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I thought she was wearing a black dress and had her hands on her hips.

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Measure twice and cut once.. but..

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Sister had a tooth thing going on and COVID has prevented her from getting it fixed. I got a mask made for her. Ya know, to make her feel less conscience about it. It’s what brothers do, right?

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I’m not taking anything less than $12.02

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Did my fortune cookie just threaten me?

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Even as a baby I cracked myself up.

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Heard someone talking loudly outside my window. Looked out, this is what I saw.

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My new vacuum cleaner looks like teutonic armor for cats.

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Max is a very friendly cat, but this about sums up his true, innermost desires.

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This car dealership’s sign.

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Lucky I checked..

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