They recommended you have three glasses of wine and it assembles itself. Working on the first glass now.

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Ron Swanson’s mustache looks good on me.

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Summer 2020 – Expectations and reality.

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My mom sent me this with no caption.

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My wife doesn’t know about our new shower curtain yet.

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My son. A sophisticated gentleman.

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Told em I wanted a big ass fan.. Didn’t expect it to stand 6’5″ though.

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One Adam Six Nine, requesting backup. This one’s too big to handle on my own.

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My fortune.

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Just really feelin Wheel of Fortune tonight.

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The Total Recall Mask

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This guy was following me, asking what year it is. What a weirdo..

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Should you eat that bacon? Found at a bakery in Charlottesville.

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Evil prank. Found these keys outside my work. Called the number on them. Apparently, dozens of sets of these keys were spread all over our town and the guy had been getting calls all day.

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Found this on my neighbors broken into car, sounds like a fun guy.

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The worst kind of attack!

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Bookstore cat is unfriendly.

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It’s gonna be a loooooong car ride..

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