My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else’s keys in her mouth.

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Eat more fiber, sweetheart.

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He was a web designer.

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How the Russians greeted the Americans on the ISS.

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Funniest sign I’ve seen in awhile.

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I hope someone adopts him.

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Safety first.

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This explains everything.

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2020 isn’t done with us yet.

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Prophecy Class Cancelled

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Quarantine physique

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I can never read the microwave clock because my boyfriend always ops out last second.

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This sign I took a picture by, on January 1st of 2020, seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis.

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Sometimes my daughter’s pad falls out of her bra in the laundry. Sometimes I use it to make my dog look Jewish.

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