My melons needed a little extra support.

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You’ve heard of Gaydar.. Well in Russia they have..

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Bill Burr on Good Day NY.

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Gross!

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A class action lawsuit against a company that makes pest repellers presented this as exhibit A, to prove that it doesn’t work.

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Teacher asked the class “Which software system works super nice?”.

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Improvisation at its finest.

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Modern times.

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Ducchini

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When you ask for a photo with Christopher Hart, the magician / actor who played “Thing” in The Addams Family movies, this is what you get..

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Pure wisdom.

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When parents tell me their kids are angels.

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My daughter’s personality perfectly expressed through her outfit choice.

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Hey Bozo!

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Improvise, adapt, overcome.

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A true patriot to the Commonwealth.

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Not all who wander are lost..

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This bathroom sign.

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I’m just saying, from where I was standing, that couch looked awfully familiar.

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My local news did an oopsie. RIP Burt.

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