My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card.
I don’t know how she finds time for airport security.
Just a friendly reminder to those who may not volunteer.
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful.
I wonder what the code is.
How much do personal plates cost?
Erection protection from police detection.
Ex-KGB never leaves fingerprints.
When someone orders a pizza and leaves this… you help them out.
Winnie the playa.
This sign on a persons driveway in San Francisco.
They said it was custom; they said I would never have a shirt fit like this…