Beam down with us they said, fun time they said, go where no man has gone before they said…
Imagine the pizza this came on.
This is why you should fear the forest.
When asked what he would be if he wasn’t a professional football player, Peter Crouch responded with: “A virgin”.
Let’s all give a hand to McDonald’s packaging designers.
My neighbors said they would be filming a “movie”. Not really what I had in mind.
My friend got tired of his kids losing the remotes.
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Damn it google.
Another day at the breast implant farm.
My grandfather showed me a note his neighbor wrote him when President Reagan won the election.