My girlfriend asked me to bring her her pink bag
My Valentine’s card search for this year is over
Fuck it, I’m a flower
To Kill A Mockingbird – useful?
They should have done a mash-up commercial.
Stayed in a resort in Bali and this was our toilet, man Balinese food must be spicier than I thought.
I live in Kansas. These questions were on the job application I just filled out.
I am one of the hottest women in the world!
Went to McDonald’s and ordered an “ice-cream sandwich” out of boredom. They deleivered.
Wife got her car stuck in a snow bank so I got her a piece of cake to make her feel better.
He would have been a jedi master but was violently murdered
My 5-Year-Old Thinks There Will be 6 More INCHES of Winter
Seth Meyers everybody
I won a lifetime supply of condom
College level productivity
LEFT SHARK FOREVER!
When I heard Uber and Google were working on driverless cars
You were touching my lasso