The coffee maker at my office was out of order.
I was told the party was going to to be catered with sushi so I didn’t eat dinner.. showed up to this!
What kinda cut you want? MOON.
Don’t have candy? place empty bowl with note outside, kids will think other kids took all the candy.
Whoever you are…thanks?
I love Adam’s twisted sense of humor.
This billboard literally makes no sense.
Had to give my phone to the nurse when I went into have my finger partially amputated woke up to this gem.
Let’s do shrooms in the forest they said, it’ll be a great time they said.
This picture makes me uncomfortable.
My girlfriend bought this hand towel at a street festival.
Party on, Single life.
Happy Halloween assholes.
I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the “adult” tree.
My brother’s Halloween Costume this year.
There was a fly. I got it.
Not the pickles I was looking for…
Thank god, they accept Dr. Pepper!
My dad bought me a shower curtain, I don’t think he took the time to read it.
When my dog decided to sit on my cat.
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