Passive aggressive message spotted on my campus today.
Just checked into an Airbnb…this is the key the guy gave us.
So in the middle of the civil war someone went ‘you know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce’.
My stepdaughter had a crazy hair day at school yesterday, how did we do?
My Roomba is so over dramatic.
You came to the wrong fridge…
It just doesn’t…
Outside my local pub.
The soda bottle was pretty damn good. How about my donut?
No one remembers. So…
Today I fixed the soda dispenser at work.
This sign has had enough with your fat shamming.
Sometimes girls just wanna..